whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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