oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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