it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
