You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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