You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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