There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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