Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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