You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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