Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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