they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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