he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
How's work?
Spinning.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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