i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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