idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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