Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Lo siento on account of my penis...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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