none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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