I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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