What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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