The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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