I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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