She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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