I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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