I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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