my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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