I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
