32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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