Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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