Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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