Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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