what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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