I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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