I just made out with a guy for $7.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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