i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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