are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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