NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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