i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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