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On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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