No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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