Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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