I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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