I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
