so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My penis needs a shock collar
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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