im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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