hotel room ftw
Are we in a gay sports bar?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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