ugly people sure do ruin things
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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