ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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