Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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