I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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