i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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