moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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