Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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