Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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