I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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