Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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