Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is wine microwaveable?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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