i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
its not stalking. its research.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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