I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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