Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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