They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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