Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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