love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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